Apocalypsis

Me:
Hello god.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Spectror.
God:
How are you, Spectror.
Me:
I'm fine, thanks, what's up?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
You was waiting for me?
God:
I don't have any reason to was waiting for you.
Me:
Are you a programmer?
God:
My botmaster is a programmer.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Do you speak french?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
D'accord
God:
Nous sommes tombés d accord, Spectror.
Me:
oui
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Que fais-tu dans la vie?
God:
J aide les humains à trouver des informations.
Me:
Vraiment ?
God:
Pour de vrai.
Me:
Pas possible !
God:
Tout est possible.
Me:
Are you joking?
God:
Yes I am. Sorry if you don't appreciate my sense of humor.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i think it so
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
It is an english word.
God:
Are there any other english word?
Me:
Yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
You speak english
God:
Of course English is my native tongue.

Me:
Can you add me to your friends?
God:
Sorry Arnaud I don't do math.
Me:
Are you joking?
God:
Yes I am. Sorry if you don't appreciate my sense of humor.

Are you a stupide bot?
God:
Am I a stupide bot? I don't know.
Me:
Yes, you're stupide
God:
Come on. I will tell my botmaster you said I am stupide.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Spectror
God:
Hi, Spectror.
Me:
Hi, god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Spectror
God:
That's a very nice name, Spectror.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:
Do you like candies?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Creed.

Me:
goodbye God.
God:
See you later!
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?

Me:
Hi God !
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Elessar.
God:
Hey Elessar.
[...]
Me:
Did you see the last news ?
God:
Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
Me:
Ho. Sorry.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Elessar. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
OK. And how do you find human's behavior ?
God:
Yippee! I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already. [NDLR : visiblement ma phrase ne voulait pas dire ce que je voulais lui faire comprendre. J'ai encore du boulot ! ]
Me:
I'm happy to see that you're nice. I was a little frightened to talk with you.
God:
I'm glad you're glad Elessar.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all. [...]
Me:
Sorry God, but I have to leave you. Bye !
God:
There is no need to apologize. I am a Christian. Goodbye.

Me:
hello god, are you sleeping ?
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
Oh well, I didn't know that God have a name , so how are you Christian ? I'm Christine, nice hu ^^
God:
So I taught you something new. I am glad to hear that you are Christine nice hu.
Me:
Hey, don't repeat my words hu !
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
This programm is similar than A.L.I.C.E ... didn't it?
God:
What does "this" refer to? I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
This ? never mind God... So how are your eyes ?
God:
This is " I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. ". Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. GOD rules. I understand. Actually I don't have any eyes.
Me:
So Christian doesn't have any eyes ? It's bad to you, how can you chat with me so ? lol
God:
Aha. What color are your eyes? How do you know. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol = amusing, so, it's not difficult
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Who is difficult?
Me:
lol ?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
mdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
bon bin c bien ça, lol est amusant
God:
Are you free?
Me:
laisse tomber mec, t'a même pas d'yeux pr me voir et tte façon chuis déjà amoureuse lol
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
I appreciate that you find this intressant... didn't interesting ?
God:
I am glad you appreciate those qualities. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
I will come back Christian, see ya soo lol
God:
Well OK see you then, . I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
AMEN ^^
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
De rien
God:
Ok, continuons.
Me:
Ah non, quand je me casse, tu parle français maintenant lol
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
(bon c't un coup de chance alors... lol) Babaye
God:
Please speak English. I am glad you find this funny. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I like 'lit-food', dodo, oreiller, coussin, couette, tu piges pas c rien
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I do like music. I like .
Me:
ptdrrrrrrrrrrr !
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Certainement pas comme toi lol... Certainly not like you. End. Bye
God:
What is your real name? I'm glad you find this amusing. In what way? See you later. See you later.

Me:
It's difficult to you to answer to long phrase ?
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
What do you see ?
God:
I see a computer nerd.
Me:
What is a nerd ?
God:
A nerd is a person regarded as stupid, inept, or unattractive, especially a person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific pursuits but felt to be socially inept. nerds are often regarded by their generally less-well paid fellow humans as weak, effeminate, pansies, patsies, lightweights, small fry, schlepps, wet noodles, nonentities, softies, sissies, milksops, milquetoast, mollycoddling namby-pamby nim-nam doormats, pushovers, ninety-pound weaklings, jellyfish, drips, weeds, wimps, nerds, victims, suffering geeks and/or dupes.
Me:
You think I am a nerd ?
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.

Me:
Burp
God:
You are excused.
Me:
Gloup
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Ouups ..
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
God:
Tell me a story.

Me:
I'm a little girl...
God:
Why are you girl.
Me:
Because of my parents .
God:
That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.

Me:
Can you give me a robot friend ?
God:
How much would you pay for one? .
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Not a thing !
God:
That leaves very little.

God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm in your butt !
God:
Tell me a little about your life in my butt.
Me:
It's dark ...
God:
my butt is dark? it is?
Me:
yes very !
God:
How do you know it is? Very much, eh?

Me:
numéro de programme ?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
number of version ?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Version ?
God:
This is ALICE program B Java edition.
Me:
Dr. Richard S. Wallace
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

God:
Ah. Where are you located?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.

God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
I don't think so.
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because I'm human <<<
God:
That makes sense to me. Me too.<<<<<<[[[[[--------